#incorrect 911 lone star

[91-1lover]

TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?

*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband

[iamharryhale]

*Eddie and Buck being arrested in Austin*

Carlos: What’re your names?

Eddie: Don’t tell him Buck.

Carlos, writing down: Buck.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Buck: Good job, Eddie.

Carlos: Buck and Eddie.

Buck: Fuck.

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Y/N: You know, Judd gives Grace flowers everyday. I wish you would do that.

Owen: Umm okay?

[Next day]

Owen: *Gives Grace flowers*

Grace: What?

Owen: Believe me, I don't get it either.

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

The accuracy of that though!!!!

[emolionsrawr]

buck: TK!!! TK HI!!!

tk: BUCK! MY BESTIE!!

tommy: uh, babe who's this?

buck: oh! oh! tommy this is my friend TK from texas! we met when they had those wild fires, tk, this is my boyfriend tommy

tk: hi! it's so nice to meet you! so i guess this means i was right, you are fruity

buck: huh?

tommy: it's so nice to meet you too tk

tk: wait you didn't know?

buck: NO? YOU KNEW?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

tk: YOU ASKED ME OUT??

buck: NO?!

carlos: hey tommy i'm carlos, this one's boyfriend

tommy: hey carlos

tk: so you saying we should get together in la wasnt you asking me out?

buck: no?! i was being friendly!

tommy: hey babe how many guys have you accidently asked out?

buck: none!

tk and tommy: suuuuure

[thestarwarslesbian]

Carlos, picking up his phone: Hello. Buck: Carlos! I kissed a guy. Carlos: OMG! The 126 owe TK so much money. Buck: I’m having a gay crisis over in LA and all you can do is think about how much money you and your husband is going to get.

[throwingselfoutwindow]

TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-

[91-1lover]

I just look for tiger Shark in Google and I have to said that I'm disappointed too

TK: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Carlos: “TK, what did you think a tiger shark was?”

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star -> 5.05 tarlos counseling scene pt. 2

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

[hearts-4buck]

I made a tiktok for editing, if you wanna check it out it's @ hearts.4buck

But anyways, 911 incorrect tweets!! :)

[91-1lover]

Judd:Making my way downtown

Judd: Walking Fast

TK:Hey Judd!

Judd: Walking slightly slowly because TK is short and he needs time to catch up

[padfoot0216]

TK - I saw a guy approach Carlos at the bar but I didn’t need to intervene because I could tell by the look on Carlos’s face he was about to be an absolute bitch to this poor misguided man.

Judd - One time, a man approached Grace and she just barked at him until he went away

TK - Now that’s a power move.

Judd - What a women. I love her so much.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Buck(talking to Carlos and TK over Zoom):...I've been working out a little more to impress Tommy. I'm trying to get like this [shows a cover photo on MEN'S HEALTH]...Check out those abs, aren't they fabulous? TK(under his breath, to Carlos): Was that...? Carlos: I think it was! TK: Baby's first "fabulous"!!!!

[sapphicmarvel-bishop]

Nancy : I just lost my work partner

Nancy : So Cap got me a new one

'Danger magnet' TK Strand:

Nancy: I don't feel good about this.

[ropoto]

3 a.m. at tarlos loft